Latest Shayari

Roz kisika intzaar hota hai, roz yeh dil udass hota hai,

kaash ke koi yeh samjh pata ki, chup rahne walon ko bhi kisi se pyar hota hai….

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Barsaat me hum paani banker beh jayenge, patjhad me phool banker jhar jayeng,

kya hua agar aaj tumhe tang karte hai, ek din bina bataye iss duniya se chale jayenge…

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Nazaro ko nazaro ki kaami nahi hoti, phoolo ko baharo ki kaami nahi hoti,

phir Q yaad karoge aap hume, aap to aasman ho aur aasmaan ko sitaro ki kaami nahi hoti…

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Band rakhte hai zuban lub khola nahi karte, chand kea age sitare bola nahi karte,

yaad karte hai aapko har pal kitna, yeh raaz hm zuban se khola nahi karte….

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Raat hogi to chand duhai dega, khwabo me aapka chehra dikhai dega,

yeh dosti hai zara soch ke karma, ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega….

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Kyon koi chaah kar mohabbat nibha nahi pata, Kyon koi chaah kar rishta bana nahi pata,

Kyon leti hai zindagi aisi karwat, Ki koi chaah kar bi pyaar jata nahi pata…

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What is Shayari?

Duniya me aane wale kam na honge,duniya se jane wale kam na honge.

Suni rah jayegi wo mahphil aap ki,jis mahphil me samil hum na honge.

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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayada,sam ko pee subha phir utar jayegi,

Peena hain to do bunf dosti ke pee,sari jindgi teri nashe me gujar jayegi.

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Dost ka payar duaa se kam nahi hota,wo chahe dur ho phir bhi koi gum nahi hota,

Akasar payar me dosti kam ho jati hain,magar dosti me payar kabhi kam nahi hota.

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Pee ke rat ko hum unko bhulane lage,sharab me gum ko milane lage,

daru bhi bewafa nikli yaro,nase me to wo aur bhi yaad aane lage….

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Phul sukh jaten hain ek waqat ke baad,log badal jaten hain ek waqut ke bad…

apni dosti bhi tutegi ek waqut ke bad,lekin wo waqut aayegi meri maut ke baad…

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Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko, chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko.

Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi, to tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko.

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Na jaane tum pe itna yakin kyon hai? Tera khayal bhi itna haseen kyon hai?

Suna hai Pyar ka dard meetha hota hai; to aankh se nikla ye aansu namkeen kyon hai?

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takdir k khel se kabhi mayus nahi hote ,zindagi me aise kabhi udas nahi hote,

haato ki lakiro par vishwas mat karna,takdir to unki bhe hote hai jinke haath nahi hote.

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Mohabbat mein laakhon zakham khaye humne, afsos unhe hum par aitbar nahi,

mat pucho kya gujarti hai dil par, jab vo kehte hai hame tumse pyar nahi…….

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Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost, kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta….

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socha tha eek hum hei chhaha ney wale hei aapke, par chhahaney walo ka kaphila nikla
socha tha khuda se karenge sikayat iski, par khuda v aapka diwana nikla…….

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Funny jokes

What is Ishq…?

The answer is “Pepsi”

Becoz……

P :- Payar..

E :- Ehasas..

P :- pagalpan..

S :- Sabar..

I :- Imthan..

Wao itna sab kuchh sirph 10 rupayen me…….

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1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi……

Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?—–

2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi….

Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!—-

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Ek sardar ki sadi thi,Wo baba mannat ram ke pass mannat mangane gaya,

Itne me us ki maa chhat se gir gayi aur mar gayi…….

Sardar bola: ya khuda ye hi hain teri khudai….

apni to mili nahi aur,baap ki bhi gawai……..

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One day a man goes to his doctor and says, “Doc I have these real bad headaches. What should I do?” The doctor replies, “Well, to get rid of my headaches I just have sex with my wife.” They both laugh. A week later the patient returns. The doctor asks, “How are you feeling?”
The patient smiles and replies” You were right! I feel so much better. And, by the way, Doc, you have a lovely home.”

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Larki:
Hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain.
Ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain?

Larka:
Ye maana k Larkay tumhe dekh kr Phisaltay hain.
Magar ye bhi sach ha! k tumharay saal bhar k kharchay hum he say chaltay hain.

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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

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What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!

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Kiss Definition in Physics:-
“Kiss is the process of charging up human bodies”

Kiss Definition in Computer:-
“Like bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE”

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Rina: what is the difference between boys & girls? Seema-
Boys are naughty, we are beauty, they’ve chest, we are breast. Rina-
They’ve night falls, we’ve 2 big balls,they’ve a big pole,we’ve a big hole.
Seema : They can fuck’ we can suck. They are brilliant’ we are pregnant
and at last we are “LOVERS” They R “FUCKERS”.

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Dear Sweetheart:
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen
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His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses Instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items……. ….
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!
Your Sweet Heart

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Wife :- kyun jee main jab aap ke pass aati hun to aap chasama phan lete hain….

Husband :- Doctor ne kaha hain jab sir dard kare tab chasama pahan lena….

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shayari-world!

Duniya sme aane wale kam na honge,duniya se jane wale kam na honge.

Suni rah jaye gi wo mahphil aap ki,jis mahphil me samil hum na honge..

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Hum se koi gila ho jayen to maff karna,yaad na kar payen to maf karna,

Dil se hum aap ko kabhi bhulten nahi,par ye dil hi agar ruk jayen to maff karna.

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Wo pal hi aisa tha ki hum ijhar na kar payen,zamane ke dar se ikrar na kar payen,

Na thi jinke bina nasib zindgi,chhor diya sath unka aur khud se swal na kar payen.

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Nigahon par nagahon ke pher hoten hain,en nigahone ke ghav bhi gehare hoten hain,

jane kyon kosten hain hum badsurato ko,barbad karne wale to haseen chehare hi hote hain.

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Dosti Nazron Se Ho Toh Usse Kudrat Kahete Hain,Sitaron Se Ho Toh Jannat Kahete Hain,

Aankhon Se Ho Toh Mohabbat Kahete Hain,Aur Dosti Aap Se Ho Toh Kismat Kahete Hai.

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Waqt bhaut kam hain sath bitane ke liye,isko na gawana kabhi ruthne manane ke liye,

Dosti to humne kar li aap se,bas thoda sa sath dena es ko nibhane ke liye..

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kuch fasle sirf aankhon se hote hain,dil ke fasle do bato se hote hai,

koi lakh bhulane ki koshish kare,par dosti ke ristey khatam sirf saason se hote hai.

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Apne apne andaz hoten hain,jagti ankhone me bhi khwab hoten hain,

zaroori nahi ki gum me nikle aasun,muskurahat ankhone me bhi sailab hoten hain.

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Mahpihal me kabhi to yaad karoge,tanhai me kabhi to faryad karoge,

hum sa na mila tha aur na milega,kabhi to apni kismat par naz karoge.

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Dunia me jene ke bhane hazar hote he,jo jete hai bena Dosti ke wo bekar hote hai,

jo krte hai sachhi Dosti ki kadr bus wahi is dosti ke haqdar hote hai………..

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